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- Name:christopher stieha
- Description:me and 42 zombies in my head (as I killed the voices and they came back)
- Location:lexington, ky
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Luke: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye wampums in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than cylindrical beads made from polished shells.
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Man, my head hurts - I must have a megrim today. You mean migraine? No megrim - migraines are for people who don't have my large working vocabulary.
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After defeating the sleeping dragon and saving the sleeping princess and becoming king of the land of nod, I realized it was a really boring place.
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"It's not a bean fart, it's a fetor," I corrected.
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Pukka puke has more chunks in it, not all smooth like this fake puke.
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You can't control me Triskaidekaphobia! I scream while brandishing my sword. A giant number 13 from Sesame Street landed on my head and I began to cry.
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You'll be exculpated if you survive being thrown by a catapult - at which point I decided to confess.
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I descry with my little eye something that begins with m. The mountains on the horizon? Correct.
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With the planet Saturn looking over my shoulder and dictating my every move, my saturnine life isn't my own. I wonder if Jupiter does this to others too? Mars?
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Swimming across the English Channel did not go swimmingly as Harold fought off bad weather and sharks.
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Death's interest in embroidery allowed Death to play with sharp needles while stitching cute itty bitty skeletons on Death's cloak.
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When faced with the choice between ostracism and using a paddle boat for the rest of eternity, Charon chose to be banished for crashing the ferry to the underworld.
