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- Name:Nikolai Warner
- Description:freelance professor & actor in disguise
- Location:iPhone: 38.046097,-84.495178
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Those pirates over to the left there suggested they might constrict my throat if I didn't hand over their gold nuggets. So I ran.
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They told us to stop doing magic tricks in the parking lot after Dave died from the rabbit bite. I went back to my day job. But Julio was the tough, unbending type and insisted to continue. Ironically, he was killed too after sawing himself into halves.
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The dudes put me in the cubbyhole despite my protests. In time, I began to love my cubbyhole. I made it my own wonderful place. I'd take little adventures through the even cubbier cubbyholes within my cubbyhole. I was no longer a prisoner. I was at peace.
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Though the water coming from the tap was potable, Steve preferred to add a tablespoon of mud and gravel into his glass for extra authentic flavor.
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Christy raised the trumpet to her lips, widened her eyes, breathed in a huge breath and leaned back... Then! She let a nasally, little whimper out of the instrument. Bravo, Christy! Bravo!
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Cameron's acerbity could be felt by the other old sailors in the room and they were all quite pleased.
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Lwaxana had so many tie-ups, from dumb boyfriends to weird royal servants to silly little men who wanted to kidnap her, she didn't have the time to persure that real love of hers: the Picard.
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I leaned in and kissed the dragon, fully knowing that our consanguinity would prevent us from marriage.
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The George Washington Caverns Gift Shop, operated by a cuttlefish named Gene but lacking any interest by the other local cephalopods, was recently blessed with cannon ball that had tumbled larboard and dropped off of a passing ship. What fine luck, Gene!
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We entered the tenebrous tomb expecting a reception of mummified creatures and indecipherable hieroglyphics. Rather, we found a killer toga party and were greeted by some sorority chicks handing us some brews. And we dominated their beer pong tournament!
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They said he was a wolfman. When the lights went out, another big breasted broad disappeared. They said he was snatching the locals, making the whodunit. Did he eat or befriend them? I suggested we get more evidence. They suggested I was a wolfman, too.
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Punching through the wet soil, the reanimated skeletons pulled themselves out of their graves. These demons surrounded Molly Ringwald and I and obturated the cemetery gates where our Camero sat idling. If only we'd stayed in the backseat like I suggested.
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Designing grand dresses and constructing fantastic masks, I trained with endless energy for years to become a great costumier for others. Yet, at peak of my popularity, I still only wear simple black and hide in the wings.
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Tootie and I spent our younger, wilder summers just north of the cape. One night, returning from the beach, we found a little mouse on my scooter. She kept it and named him Peter. When she stroked Peter's pelage, I couldn't help wishing I was that mouse.
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I ask the local witch for a potion that would debilitate that cocky matador who would always steal my lunch and make me run through his cape to get it back. I later found out that the witch and the matador were dating. Hot and heavy, even. How Awkward!
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I was surprised to learn that Ralph was selling comic books in the public restroom; but maybe it's not that strange of a locale for his business after all!
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Angry Wayne thought it would be funny to personate a beer. He fashioned a tin cap, glued glass shards over his naked body, filled up with brew by doing some kegstands, and sat himself in the fridge. We concluded that he, though bitter, was less filling.
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The squid attached to my face and just before I entered a frenzied shock, he said "Sir, I may be just a simple squid of the sea, though mayhap you will put out your pipe? The smoke gives me hives and a rash." I extinguished my pipe and we shared a cake.
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Finally stepping into Two Keys, my quietus began. I have done everything.
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We were greeted with body massages and unexpected coquetry but we just wanted to do sweet tricks on our bikes.
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The weather man said it was going to be sunny and warm today but it was actually a tarradiddle. What a comedian!
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After walking 500 miles and then walking another 500 miles, the distance vitiated my muscles and I fell down (ironically) in front of the door to your house.
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The approbation process for passing progressive legislation in this province is painfully slow and punishes those with promising intellectual prowess.
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The distrait kittens did not appreciate wearing their new hats at the birthday party.
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Dude! We won the game, we cracked open some tasty, gelid brews, and jumped in the hot tub filled with babelicious coeds! Sweet!
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The panjandrum thought he was so cool because he rocked his own pan drum jam.
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My illness was evinced to the shocked crowd as the phlegm escaped my raw throat.
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As I coughed again, a plenipotentiary thrust of air exited my lungs and carried with it a unsatisfyingly small nugget of phlegm.
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I think that "Tha Crossroads" by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony demonstrates their veritable radness as a R&B/rap group.
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Gather your tools, bring your supplies, and even pack your little bibelots for we are headed on a mighty adventure across Middle-Earth AND we shall walk through the dark regions of Mordor!
