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    John emerged victoriously from the restroom, scanning over his sales meeting itinerary, with a foot of tissue flowing like a proud pennant from his posterior belt region. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 13:14:48 permalink, tweet this

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    An ill-fated cup of disgusting coffee compromised Steve's concentration and ultimately got him fired. submitted by storypixel Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 15:21:42 permalink, tweet this

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    The kid became entirely chirpy upon the promise of a Slurpee. submitted by storypixel Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 03:32:22 permalink, tweet this

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  4. 1 votes

    The most intimidating ride at the water park is a cannular behemoth whose "tubes of insanity" tame thousands of misguided adolescents daily. submitted by storypixel Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 05:50:58 permalink, tweet this

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  5. 1 votes

    Now that you have vaporized your credibility by ending your sentence with a preposition, I have somewhere I need to be at. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, September 29, 2010 - 14:10:36 permalink, tweet this

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  6. 1 votes

    Pizza and coffee three times a day would be considered an insalubrious habit. submitted by storypixel Friday, September 17, 2010 - 20:54:32 permalink, tweet this

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    The meeting's mood went from bright and cheerful to tenebrous following the announcement that everyone in the room was being let go. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, August 25, 2010 - 18:27:45 permalink, tweet this

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    Connie looked at her to-do list... win an Addy, screw up another business website, and personate harder than a politician at a church picnic. submitted by storypixel Friday, July 23, 2010 - 13:34:01 permalink, tweet this

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    A small scar behind his right knee memorialized what was probably the best party ever. submitted by storypixel Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 15:30:21 permalink, tweet this

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    Be careful to whom you entrust your bank account routing number. submitted by storypixel Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 01:47:37 permalink, tweet this

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    No one jumped for joy at the prospect of a visit by Earl McFritz, a creepy man notorious for his lewd antics, cheap cologne and similarly gimcrack suits. submitted by storypixel Monday, July 19, 2010 - 18:12:08 permalink, tweet this

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  12. 1 votes

    The birthrate of ideas in a city is positively correlated to its economic vibrance. submitted by storypixel Sunday, July 18, 2010 - 17:00:51 permalink, tweet this

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  13. 1 votes

    The sleep-starved student slumped in the sofa slumberously. submitted by storypixel Saturday, July 17, 2010 - 18:28:12 permalink, tweet this

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    Yesterday it was not cogitable by the beefier competition that ectomorphic Ralph would win the pie-eating contest, yet there he lay moaning on the grass (trophy grasped in one hand, antacid in the other), victorious. submitted by storypixel Thursday, July 15, 2010 - 02:57:57 permalink, tweet this

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    The vampire entreated for someone to please shut the damn blinds. submitted by storypixel Saturday, July 03, 2010 - 18:03:26 permalink, tweet this

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  16. 1 votes

    Jessie sold his parka for a one-way trip to Florida in hot pursuit of warmer climes. submitted by storypixel Friday, July 02, 2010 - 13:40:59 permalink, tweet this

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    I feel commiseration with other people whenever I already know the Phrays word of the day. We will have to fix that. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, June 23, 2010 - 14:40:16 permalink, tweet this

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    Sure, the authentication bug frazzles my patience, but I do not yet have the rails skills to solve it! submitted by storypixel Monday, May 10, 2010 - 00:27:39 permalink, tweet this

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  19. 1 votes

    Tony had several dreams where he was standing in front of his second grade class naked... but then he awoke relieved to see he was not dishabille but fully dressed. submitted by storypixel Sunday, April 11, 2010 - 20:28:41 permalink, tweet this

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    Yes I had ruined my competition's reputation, however since I was now bankrupt, it seemed only a pyrrhic victory. submitted by storypixel Sunday, April 11, 2010 - 01:01:00 permalink, tweet this

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    My running partner, the indefatigable Bob, is looking chipper even after twenty three miles... oh how I loath Bob right now. submitted by storypixel Friday, April 09, 2010 - 23:29:11 permalink, tweet this

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    The chef interlarded a slice of prosciutto in my muffuletta and it made it twice as tasty. submitted by storypixel Thursday, April 08, 2010 - 17:45:41 permalink, tweet this

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    The geography professor's lecture appropriately had me discovering new lands, especially the land of nod. submitted by storypixel Tuesday, April 06, 2010 - 10:43:58 permalink, tweet this

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    To maximize vim as an editing tool you must first grok vi. submitted by storypixel Monday, April 05, 2010 - 16:21:22 permalink, tweet this

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    We are not going to a fashion show but a costume party, so it is okay to bedizen in neon orange pants and a polka-dotted blouse. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 19:34:13 permalink, tweet this

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    Social media events tend to bring out both interesting, thoughtful people but also some blathering popinjays. submitted by storypixel Tuesday, March 30, 2010 - 15:17:29 permalink, tweet this

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    I am no neophyte to baseball, I know how to wear a rally cap as well as the next guy. submitted by storypixel Monday, March 29, 2010 - 22:29:49 permalink, tweet this

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  28. 1 votes

    A hungry me was saddened by the lunch lady's decision to give me an exiguous serving of french fries today. submitted by storypixel Wednesday, March 24, 2010 - 03:37:57 permalink, tweet this

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  29. 1 votes

    The visual cacophony of new emails, tweets, status updates, and instant messenger notices made studying feel like swimming through molasses. submitted by storypixel Tuesday, March 23, 2010 - 02:52:43 permalink, tweet this

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    Much to her disappointment, she found the local beer not only to be unique but also not potable. submitted by storypixel Thursday, March 18, 2010 - 03:52:56 permalink, tweet this

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