xtoddx's profile
- Name:Todd Willey
- Description:Ruby, Unix, Adventure.
- Location:Lexington, KY
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xtoddx's sentences
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OH MY FUCK TODAYS WORD IS GROK! HOW FUCKING FANTASTIC!
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I hope I get elected so I can conduct some malversation like every other politician ever.
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This season's swimwear fashion is an inverse proportion of cost and exiguous materials.
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I just sent a secret billet-doux that I hope finds its sender quite well, and brightens their day.
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I've got serious pecuniary skills, as evidenced by by fleet of yachts.
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The Klingons have a rich operatic tradition which includes aubades that praise victory through the night and launching a new attack at dawn.
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I have a penchant for fun! Now grab those firecrackers and the bottle of baby oil and lets get this party started!
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I heard that show Flash Forward was one huge presage.
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Case and the girl with razor fingernails had a lunch date to collude against the man with the Shanghai biotech. He had Johnny kept in isolation, illegally using his bioapplicated hardware to run security for his military client's germ warfare facility.
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Sam let out a dolorous wail as Nick and I set upon him with sharpened sticks; cannibalism was our last refuge.
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I brush my teeth with cogitate brand toothpaste, I cogitate thats why I'm so smart.
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nonplus is a language that has decorated data structures that are missing from non, but lacks the full object model of nonplusplus. #hackerbalderdash
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At the buffet my plate quickly turned into a gallimaufry of flavors. I didn't mind.
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I cast a roborant Cure Moderate Wounds on the rogue. Color slowly returned to his cheeks, then we put him in the front of the procession again.
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You play cop and robber, I'll play Myrmidon and trojan.
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The 1980's pop anthem "I'll Stop the World and Melt With You" gave rise to the underground pro-bulimia derivative "I'll Eat Then Hurl and Svelte With You."
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My tweet jackets and floppy hats are the epitome of couture and give lesser men a model to look towards when dressing.
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Imma rusticate when I get old and retire. Keep bees, goats, and spitting lamas.
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Carl was busy inventing a dish called "Mana from Heaven" for his restaurant, and couldn't help but think that cooking it over a Benison Burner (you know, like "Bunsen Burner") would be apropos. (Obvious jokes and puns are funnier when you explain them.)
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I was unconvinced by Lucy's advice stand in Peanuts. I would not regard someone who constantly pulls the football away as and affable councilor.
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I like to obfuscate with cyphers and crypto. An example: duraiehprzpuarvrehfrfqbhoyryvartrapelcgvbagurpvcuregrkgvfgbgnyylhaoernxnoyr
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Allow me to posit an exegesis on @storypixel's phyras: While the text conveys the basic idea of Chris sharing his opinion, overall the text is not memorable because use uses no imagery. He missed: "not unlike our favorite spammer yammering on and on."
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After my overdose I have a tendency to perseverate when giving definitions giving definitions giving definitions.
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Give me your rabble, your hoi polloi, your unwashed masses.
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I fear all we have accomplished is awakening a quiescent giant.
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As Daniel Boone crossed into Kentucky, the natives thought his over-sized backpack made him look like a turtle carrying around a giant carapace, so they gave him the name Sheltowee, and his path is blazed with a white turtle for modern hikers to retrace.
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The king is scheduled to asseverate and proclamate from his balcony this afternoon, it should be a laugh riot.
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I have a Circle of Protection: Green in play, so for one mana I can forfend damage from a green source. Go ahead and cast that Craw Wurm, see if I care.
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Bulbasaur hit me with a soporific powder, now I can't fight back and my defenses are down! Rocky-style comeback, I choose you!
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Better than the fungible debit is the expungable debit. Who wants to trade debits when you can remove one entirely?
